Disgusting habits: We all have them. No, I'm not going to go into a long list of my own personal foul tendancies; however I do plan to publicly ridicule others who do.
Let me tell you about an old boss I had when I worked in Fort Worth. He actually wasn't my immediate supervisor but he was one of THE bosses I had to answer to from time to time. He was one of those goody goody types that would talk to you in a condescending manner and try to make you feel like you were not worthy to be in his presence. He had his nice moments..probably because he got a hooker before he came into work and she sucked the life out of him; tends to make men chill out I suppose.
One day, a company was coming in to clean the carpets in the building so we all had to pick up our chairs and place them upside down on our desks before we left for the weekend. The aforementioned boss was out of the office that day so it was up to one of the secretaries to make sure his chair was turned upside down on his desk. Guess what? Seems Ho Boy had a nose picking problem. The underside of his chair was COVERED in boogers. The bottom was filled with green, dry, crusties! He had tissues in his office but I guess he didn't know how to use them. From that day on, his new secret name was booger boy. When he came back to the office the following Monday, he was greeted with his chair upside down on his desk and three additional boxes of tissue placed on the bottom of the chair. Think he got the hint?
So there's my disgusting boss story. Do you have one?
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I have a disconcerting boss story... This is when I was working from that food place. I will say no names! I was coming in for work and got to slip in through the back door cause I got lucky and there was someone from one of the shops back there. Anyways, I entered in the back and was greeted with the sight of my boss pretty much going to town with the general manager... on the prep table. They were almost to the point of getting to the actual deed. Gross. I bleached that prep table so many times I probably poisoned some people. lol.
ReplyDeleteI have several pet peeves but one that most sticks to this subject is men jingling there change in their pockets. One boss would just stand in front of my desk on a daily basic and "Mentally Masterbate" with his change. So the question is, why do you think men have this fasination with coins in their pockets?
ReplyDeleteNot so anonymous person named "Jerri"
Jerri, I would assume that men like jingling the change in their pockets to have it brush up against their giblets. Either that, or they are "jingling change" as an excuse to touch and fondle their giblets. Either way, we both know men have a fascination with that part of their body. Imagine if we women went around with our hands down our pants all the time, "jingling change" or holding our crotch? Wait, men would find that erotic I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteIt would be that or constantly fondling our breasts... Good lord! Can you imagine the chaos this would all cause?!
ReplyDeleteI don't have a gross boss story off the top of my head, but I do have something to add about us (us being the females of the world)fondling ourselves in public the way that men do. I find that when I do it I get what I want :) Chaos, yes; hours and hours of fun and hilarity, good lord YES!
ReplyDeleteThat's it...I'm gonna start fondling myself more..maybe I can get my Vette.
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