Apparently, I'm witty/funny/ or just full of enough crap, that a few people I work with seemed to think I needed to do my own blog. In fact, they suggested that I take it a step further and use it as a "Dear Abby" type of thing for people to ask me a question and give them my solution to their problems. I'm sure I've probably got to put some sort of disclaimer on here somewhere stating that my advice is purely for entertainment and not for someone to actually do. The last thing I need is someone busting a cap in my ass cause I told them to push their mother in law off a bridge into a swamp full of alligators because she's a meddling, wart infested, bloated, sow.
So get to it! Give me the chance to intrigue you..or make you do something deliciously naughty. ~"Spicey"
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Wow. And yes. I am happy now. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way, this is the perfect example of why you needed to do this. Even that little tidbit up on the left is funny.
Regardless, at the moment I do not have a question that I need to ask, but I'll try to think of one. ;)
I do have a question?!
ReplyDeleteThere is someone, who I work with, that has a blog also... How do I hint that she should follow my blog without being pushy?
Blondie, you asked me earlier this week about your hair and what shade of red you should go with, so let's start with that, shall we?
ReplyDeleteI say screw conventional idea's of red and go with something that would make people really pay attention. Set your hair on fire! How much more red can you get than that? Plus, who doesn't love the wretched stinch of burnt hair. This my love, would make everyone take notice of how serious you are about your hair color!
Good luck, Blondie!
Oh crap..a real question..to answer it..I say, don't hint.
ReplyDeleteGet a big, black, Permanent marker and tie this coworker down and on her face write, FOLLOW MY BLOG, BIOTCH!! This way, everyday when she/he gets up he/she will be reminded of all the fun he/she will miss if they don't follow you. Hope this helps!
BRAVO!!! I absolutely love this all ready. I have so missed your wit. You are going to make your followers laugh on a daily basis and that is so duelly needed! Thank you so much for pleasing Keah and I.......
ReplyDelete: D Jerri
heeeheee I love it and don't have a question yet but I will come to me just wait, and I'll make it a good one!!
ReplyDeletekyberland, I'm sure I will have some equally good advice for you to apply to your daily routine. Such as, When is the last time you shaved your dog for a fun family night in? Imagine the photo opportunites that could be gained from having a shaved bitch in the house!! Wow! Grab the popcorn, it looks like Momma's gotta go get a new SD card!
ReplyDeleteBout damn time you did something like this!!! Ok, I DO have a question for ya...Why do I suddenly find it SUCH a turn-on to do laundry?? It is something that has come about in the last 5 or 6 months. Patiently awaiting your reply. Thank you Advice Lady. :)
ReplyDeleteMlori71, is it perhaps that your washing machine is off balance? Maybe you mistake the term "dirty laundry" for something lascivious in nature simply because of the label attached to it. (dirty)
ReplyDeleteSince it has recently become such a turn on, it could be because of some type of interesting experience you had a local laundromat while you were intoxicated.
Is this something that bothers you or is it something you would like to take to another level? Perhaps you should consider a partner to help you with your "dirty laundry".
All household duties are much more interesting with a really good and knowledgeable partner so saddle up mlori, it could be an interesting day at the laundromat!